Did my jiu-jitsu teacher just keep me half an hour after my first-ever class to tell me about how he got kicked out of my yoga studio for coming to class high?
I understand. When my friend’s ex messed with her system, we were told “fuckoffasshole” couldn’t be used, either…
I’m just so amused by the idea that the conversation you could be having is
ADT rep: The alarm was triggered at your home. We’re calling to verify blah blah blah.
I just squealed aloud.
wait, what? You didn’t tell me about that.
Just now. They get folks out quick, bless them.
The tech who was just out here fixing my sabotaged security system (… yeah I have a theory) told me I’m not allowed to use profanity as my codeword.
It never would have crossed my mind, but now I’m just so sad that I can’t do it.
I don’t know if you new followers are here from SVKA or it’s just a coincidence, but either way, hi!
This is my new favorite design fail.
OMG this is so true it hurts.
Did I just take an entire yoga class with my shirt on inside out?
Yes. Yes I did.