claricemstarlings:

i found the original pilot script for “hannibal” and i’m laughing because

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winston is not an isolated incident

I know this is just a typo but I’m stuck on formally stray dog.

"Hello, dog sirs. Glad you could all join me here today. In recognition of your many years of hard work, it is my pleasure to award you with your Certificate of Strayness. Now go forth and change the world."

(via 3patchproblem)

whiskeydaisy:

thisprettywren:

The newest member of the wrenagerie.
The name I’d planned just feels wrong, so… meet Penny the pit mix. (Short for Penelope, because at some point I need to write my damn dissertation.)

WREN YOU CAN’T UNRAVEL A DOG

I can try!(I won’t try. She’s a good ‘un.)Her ears are like that all the time, it’s magical. High-res

whiskeydaisy:

thisprettywren:

The newest member of the wrenagerie.

The name I’d planned just feels wrong, so… meet Penny the pit mix. (Short for Penelope, because at some point I need to write my damn dissertation.)

WREN YOU CAN’T UNRAVEL A DOG

I can try!

(I won’t try. She’s a good ‘un.)

Her ears are like that all the time, it’s magical.

Here’s a fun game!

  1. Pick a task that’s been hanging over your head for weeks
  2. Do it
  3. Realize it only took about 15 minutes to actually accomplish
  4. Compare 15 mins to the amount of time spent berating yourself for not doing the task
  5. (adjust results for guilt inflation)
  6. Completely fail to apply what you’ve learned to any other aspect of your life

(Source: lovelife, via honeybee221b)